January 31st, 2004 |
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Feline Obsession | 13 Comments
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I thought it was high time that I intervene.
I’ve been watching the woman the last few days. And I think I can safely say she’s gone slightly looney. I mean, of course, she always showed signs. But lately, it’s been more and more noticeable.
For example:
- She often rushes around from one room to the other, apparently looking for something that she obviously hasn’t found yet. At times, she looks at me with exasperation saying: “Kit Kit, where the hell is it?” Well, it would be helpful to know what she’s looking for.
- Then she strums on her guitar, sings ‘Twinkle twinkle’, on a very off key note and then sighs (considering the long way she’s gotta go, it’s no wonder)
- Sometimes, she sits at the window and talks to the birds (I thought that was my job, but I told you she’s getting looney!)
- Some days, she leaves me alone at home for long stretches. She rushes in and out. Makes some pacifying noises to let me know she hasn’t forgotten me and then rushes out again. She thinks she can win me over that way. Pffff. The things she doesn’t know about me.
- In the mornings she plays really loud music (apparently she’s getting ready for some show). Somebody ask her to grow up, please. What is the big deal about this long haired guy playing the flute might I ask?!
- And then she tries to appease me by enticing me with ‘Kit Kit, Livuuu, you want Livuuu?” Which by the way is chicken liver in my language. But do I actually get any liver on my plate? Naaaaah. While she’s off frying chicken wings for herself. Selfish woman.
- On some days she types furiously for hours and if I come by for a cuddle and try to paw the keyboard, she ignores me. “I’m working, Kits.” Hah. What about my work? What about the things I have to do to get her attention? GRRR$*@&@ (I know I’m a cat, but I can make doggy noises on the blog)
- Lately, she’s been making plans about going on another holiday – to Kerala. Argghhh. She’s going to leave me alone, again (she makes me sick, that woman)
I’ve told her to update her blog, but she gives me a most vacant look and says she’ll be back. Soon. I personally feel she’s hatching some conspiracy.
And therefore, I thought it was time to intervene. So ladies and gentleman, while the mistress is away, I thought I’d lay a few paws on this post :)
I’m off to sleep now. But like, my mistress, I’ll be back…
– Posted by Kit Kit on behalf of her most annoying and infuriating mistress, who is taking a bit of a break (as if she needs one!)
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January 31st, 2004 at 7:10 pm (#)
Go kitty go!
February 1st, 2004 at 2:35 pm (#)
Visitin u for the first time.…read the do’s & dont’s to bloggers…good advice there.…also read ’bout u…very interestin
February 2nd, 2004 at 1:44 am (#)
When the mistress is away the cat will play ? :-)
February 2nd, 2004 at 10:13 am (#)
Ask the mistress to take all the necessary break to Kerala and then kitty you have the blog space for yourself. :)
But Nice way to present things, I liked it @Anita
February 2nd, 2004 at 12:39 pm (#)
Mommy fries chicken wings just for herself? Come over to my place and I will prepare you a Kitty Feast, you’ll go back a changed kitty!
Oh yeahh..and you’ll also meet the most unsociable, fat assed, mean cat in the universe! ;-)
February 2nd, 2004 at 2:11 pm (#)
Thanks Jag. Don’t know why they call me lazy? ;)
Thanks Prajakta, shall ensure the mistress gets your message when she comes back…
Crab: You bet. Wanna join me for a tango? Hehe.
Amar: Yeah, I’m getting addicted to this blog thing. I think I’ll take it over from the mistress when she’s in Kerala. I might even have more interesting stuff to say ;)
Monish: Yes, chicken wings! All for herself. The Kitty Feast sounds good. Maybe when mistress takes off to Kerala, I’ll do a little disappearing act meself and come and avail of your hospitality :)
February 6th, 2004 at 3:04 am (#)
Aww.. that is just so adorably cute! :) Go Kit Kit! :D
February 6th, 2004 at 11:24 am (#)
Kit Kit to Khushee: You are rather cute yourself ;-\ Now if I was a tom cat… hehe
February 6th, 2004 at 11:24 am (#)
Kit Kit to Khushee: You are rather cute yourself ;-\ Now if I was a tom cat… hehe
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