Sigh, it’s dif­fi­cult being a foodie, I say. Firstly, there’s just so much wait­ing there beck­on­ing to you say­ing “eat me” and sec­ondly, you’re always fight­ing a los­ing bat­tle with the weigh­ing scales. Los­ing bat­tle all the way, espe­cially since I real­ized (much to my dis­may, might I add) that I will never come close to look­ing like Ms Natalie Gleb-drop-everything-dead-Gova, the cur­rent Miss Uni­verse and decided there­fore to go ahead and just enjoy being a food junkie instead.