So, I was just packing up to leave yoga class, when my instructor brandishes a sheet of paper in front of me. “What is this?” I ask. He just pushes it into my hand without answering. On the top, it reads, Kareena Kapoor’s diet. I read it twice and then look at him with a questioning expression. “How long have you been doing yoga,” he asks. “Ermm…. About… 6-7 months,” I answer hesitantly, not liking where this is heading.