Instructor: What are you playing? What are you playing?!!

Me (Getting my fingers crossed again): Uh. I think it’s A? No nooo. C? Ah. Uh…

Instructor (Most exasperated now as I don’t think he’s had such a dumb student in a while): You’re playing the wrong string, dear.

Me (Wishing there weren’t so many b***** strings): But why is it so complicated? I’m trying to play B and I keep playing E, by mistake!!

Instructor (eyes rolling heavenwards): Okay, let’s check the score on TV now.

As you can imagine, I’m still stuck at the string (also the instructor’s favourite): namely G.